Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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