READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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