During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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