Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I don't deserve a penis
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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