i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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