forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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