Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
