i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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