Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize