Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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