STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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