We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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