i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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