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you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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