I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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