At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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