He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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