My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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