i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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