This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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