I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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