Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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