I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
as a side note pls kill me
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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