spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
How external is "for external use only"?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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