God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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