I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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