I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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