I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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