Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
and you fell through a lawn chair
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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