how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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