Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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