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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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