Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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