Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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