I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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