its not stalking. its research.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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