i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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