i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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