dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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