can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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