she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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