idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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