Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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