You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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