I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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