But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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