i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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