maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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