My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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