Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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