Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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