and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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