so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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