You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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