I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT