I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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