mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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