Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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