he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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